"Love when someone is trying to hide the fact that they're totally taking a selfie but is embarrassed to just strike a pose. Eyes get all shifty, lookin' around to make sure nobody is watching and then for a split sec pulls a duck-face and gazes mysteriously into the wall."
"So a woman just came out from a toilet-booth, didn't wash her hands, but used the hand-dryer anyways. What does that even mean... :S"
"Had to get off at Taffs Well to change train for Cathays. Standing om the station, wearing double layers on my legs, 3 layers under my winter jacket, hood up, but still freezing too much to even talk about it and suddenly see a woman with only shorts, no jacket at all, and wet hair. She didn't look bothered at all. I don't compute."